YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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