Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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