just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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