Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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