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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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