some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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