So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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