But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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