I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I understand Curling. That high.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Randomize
