4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
