Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
