i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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