yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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