My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
