Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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