She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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