Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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