why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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