So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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