Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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