We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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