there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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