11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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