I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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