it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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