Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
