Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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