There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
