Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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