I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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