Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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