This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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