i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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