i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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