you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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