The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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