Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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