I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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