tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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