Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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