You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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