I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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