Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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