That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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