Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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