the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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