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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it's like iHOP with fire
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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