Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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