you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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