I wannas sexs uuuuu
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
