We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
love makes seman taste better
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize