I am in a vortex of obligation.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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