Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Your dad touched me again.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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