Kiss
Puke
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
