I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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