fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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