White coat. Heels.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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