Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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